When I read the 'Cat last night
As drunk as I could be
I thought I saw a peaceful thread
Where flaming ought to be
Come here, my wife
My pretty wife
Explain this thing to me
What are those rude and angry words
Where sweet words ought to be?

You silly fool, you drunken fool
Can't you plainly see?
It's nothing but a load of tripe
My mother sent to me
I've been around this website
A thousand times or more
But rage because it gets too nice
I never saw before