""and i wasnt trying to shag her. just get her drunk for a laugh. she's to old for me"

Well laddie, just maybe someone (or someones, it's more fun) should tie you down and shove alcohol down your throat, though wait....that would put them on your level on the evolutionary tree, which I believe is somewhere below the amoeba or, as the old saying goes, if ignorance truly is bliss, you must be orgasmic.