In reference to sleeping with Ruths daughter, I speak in jest. Comments on age were made as she's actually too young, much like you stuffy old gits (sic) think i am. Do you really take a conversation where i offer complementary t-shirts and consolation for ruining someone's life seriously? Lighten up guys (see www.freelightbulbsforoaps.gov.uk) and get with the joke. The aforementioned port wasn't poured down her gullet by me. Just jokingly passed to her in view of her mother.

p.s. would you also like a free t-shirt?