I tried the "Suspended Weights" method, and sure enough, I gained an extra 4inches.
But, on the down side, my neck sunk down into my chest by the same amount, and I can now no longer lower my jaw, having to raise the rest of my skull in order to chew or even talk.
Therefore women avoid me, and I have to move my hand an extra 4inces with each stroke during masturbation.
I find this very tiring.
I am now resorting to hanging upside down with weights attached to my head in order to restore my neck length.
Unfortunately all I have achieved so far is an additional 3inch inside leg measurement.
No. Dont bother telling me to cut one inch off my neck and send it to the next five people on the list.
I already thought of that, do you think I am stupid or something? I cant get at my damn neck !!!