These people are not the Bored of the Idaho Legion, but the Governing Board of the Help A Hoser Foundation.

By insulting them you have done Shane's cause little, if any, good.

The Legion Bored deals mostly with disciplinary problems, such as when Ashley Surgate threw "Whitey" Slimman of the balcony of the hovel and into the Portneuf River, spraining both of Whitey's ankles.