Now let me give you some advice: don't drink that Magners stuff, you want Kenny Cramp's Double Vision, I remember his 60th birthday party you know...


Err - what was I saying?


Oh yes, I've seen plenty of young whippersnappers drink it too, proper drunk up they woz...


PS, Ruth, the crack about (no pun intended) post menopausal knickers really was unnecessary...

PS, Lizzie if it is you, calm down.

Last PS young adults, the OP clearly really was upset and felt really bad, and while I see a lot of people saying "Don't offend brilliant and important young players" I don't see many of the apparently younger posters wishing to avoid dissing the old guy, or clearly expressing such wish.