Maybe a language thing here. Everyone over here knows what 'proper' beer is, I was not imposing limitations, it is just the way it is.

I have made my complaints about tv programmes known, and much good it has done!

Whilst I genuinly appreciate your kind offer, I have to say that America is probably the last place on earth that I would wish to visit. I would, however, extend the same invitation to yourself should you get the opportunity to visit the UK. I would be able to show you the best and also the worst of beers here.

Don't forget to bring your tankard though!