You do me a disservice, Amos, to criticize my obviously whimsical and satirical limerick, which quite deliberately employs the use of blatantly fictional words in order to strike a humorous note.

But then, what else would I expect from a man who stuffs anchovies in his underwear on public holidays and has been seen sprinting down Hollywood Boulevard late at night dressed only in a beanie cap and a set of dayglo green pasties? ;-)