I goofed on that contribution. The first line was wrong, and I remember a LITTLE more.

It should go:

Twas midnight on the ocean, not a streetcar was in sight.
I went into a drugstore to get myself a light.
The man behind the counter was a woman young and gray
Who'd been a-peddling onions on the Road to Mandalay.

She had six little orphans, except one little tot.....

And I disremember the rest.

Dave Oesterreich