Oh boy! Another day to be nice! How wonderful!

Turns out I'm not turning into a Care Bear or a fluffy dinosaur after all. What I thought was pink fur growing from my ears and nose turned out to be the miniscule appendages of an alien life form from someplace out near the Orion Nebula. They've come to take over our planet, but they've asked me to insure you that they'll be very nice about it.