"Tax Advisor's Story"

The tax advisor had just read the story of
Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter
for the first time.

The little girl was fascinated by the story,
especially the part where the pumpkin turns
into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the
pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would
that be classified as regular income or a
long-term capital gain?"