"...Pyrates Royale and MMario chained to oars below decks, while I beat the big kettle drum screaming "Faster, you bastards! The cap'n wants to go water-skiing!"

As I recall, one awkward part aboput last year's cruise was that we didn't know how much to tip you. I mean, it was kinda like you were being a musician, but we certainly didn't like your work.