The fool on the mule in his dress of pink tulle
is a man with a heart that is sweet
he's wearing stilettos
and singing allegretto
to a donkey he met down the street!!

The man on the mule, a romantic old fool,
has a humour that's warm and its wacky
I must mention of course
he is known to be coarse
except in the company of jacqui

as he whispers sweet nothings
and soft serenades
his vocal chords revving
with soft chardonnay
the song that endures
for the man on the mule
is the song of of the fool in the tulle on the mule...