Hi, Mom! Your prodigal idiot son has returned!

I have decided that the other threads on this forum are ennui-inducive* and that the MOAB, despite its frailties, weaknesses, and tendency toward verbose postings in dead languages, is potentially more entertaining than the rest of the place put together. Yeah, I know it's a pretty low threshold, but sometimes one has to look for a bright spot wherever one can find it.

Please do not interpret my return as an indication that I'm going to read all the posts that have been made since I last darkened your door. They wouldn't make sense to a person of normal intelligence, much less an idiot like myself. Just because I'm an idiot doesn't mean I'm stupid.

How's Gluon?


* Ennui-inducive: a way to say "boring" using more than two syllables without cussing