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Thread #59418   Message #2371713
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
21-Jun-08 - 10:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity - PM
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:43 PM

GOOD!!!!!


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Dear Guest from Sanity,

Please go to the nearest Tim Horton's if you're in Canada, Crispy Creme if you're in the US, or wherever people go to buy donuts if you're someplace else. While there, purchase a single donut of your choice, but make sure it's one with a hole in the middle. Take the donut home. When you arrive home, remove the donut from its bag and roll it across your kitchen table. While the donut is rolling, take a flying fuck at it. If you're not properly equipped to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, just shove the donut up your ass. Better yet, place the donut in your mouth and then shove your head up your ass.