Can someone help? Searching for song title lyrics to this songs that begin or contain the following:

"I came home one evening from work,
I ain't nothing but a grocery clerk,
My wife thinks I should be more,
She thinks I should own the whole damn store...
Don't ever trust a yellow haired woman,
Don't trust her if her hair is black (or brown?),
Don't trust any kind of woman, she'll only let you down,
And the first thing you know, when your back is turned,
You'll get your ever lovin' fingers burned."

Thank you!