I think I'll join Ruth in the Edward Gorey Corner :-D

From Number Nine, Penwiper Mews
There is really abominable news:
They've discovered a head
In the box for the bread
And nobody seems to know whose.


and...

From the bathing-machine came a din
As of jollification within;
It was heard far and wide
And the incomming tide
Had a definite flavor of gin.


Oh and memo to GUEST,Spinu,Spinu,Spinu:

respect is to be earned not demanded