The best sandwich could never be toasted - Take two slices of soggy white bread, put sliced corned beef on one (the proper pink stuff with loads of fat in), cover the corned beef in brown sauce and top with the other slice of bread. Squash the whole lot down by pressing it firmly between the kitchen table and the palm of the hand. No need to be too clean:-) Put the whole lot in your tuppaware butty box and then either leave it for a day (NOT in a fridge) or carry it up and down a couple of Derbyshire hills in your rucksack. Either way it somehow metamorphosises into something completely different to what you started with, vaguely resembling a sandwich in shape but becoming greater than it's component parts. Known localy as the day old corned beef butty this rare delicacy has been known to cure all known ills. And cause one or two unknown ones as well...

Disagree with the strange concept of having only butter on toast. Try Gentlemans Relish on hot white toast - You'll never look back:-)

Cheers

Dave