There's a rumor goin' round that Chongo doesn't qualify for citizenship, having sprung full-blown from the fevered brow of an idiosyncratic Canadian guitar player with delusions of Shatnerian grandeur.


If true, he is not Amurrican and can't be elected no matter how much time he has spent in Chicago. Hios claims of having been born in an AMurrican zoo are not necessarily a good answer, as zoos, by their nature, are not Amurrican soil.




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