In an effort to ascertain what the truly popular views of Chongo are, I have recently taken an informal telephone poll. I called ten people at random and asked them "What do you think of Congo?" Their answers were as follows:

1) Click!

2) Who the fuck is Chongo?

3) No habla Ingles

4) Dave? Is that you Dave? Come on, quit foolin' around. I know it's you, Dave.

5) Click!

6) Yeah, dude, I remember Chongo. Went to see 'em in concert pack in the '90s. Had a really kick-ass bass player. What the fuck ever happened to 'em?

7) Who the fuck is Chongo?

8) Ook ook yeeeee! Phhhhhhhttttt!

9) Chongo? I wouldn't vote for that hairy poop-slinger if he was the last ape on earth!

10) Click!