I, too, made a few calls and got pretty much the sames responses as Bee-Dubya did. I got these as well:

1. Chongo? Hey, yeah man! Cheech and Chongo, right?

2. Is that that new grain from Ecuador or somewhere like that?

3. Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

4. Ain't that McCain's nickname from the Navy? I like McCain.

5. You call this number again and I'll kill your sorry ass.