I'd like one with FY on it. Or my favorite (but impossible to get):

rm -r *

That's the Unix command equivalent to "format c:", only more so.

On another, but similar subject, I'm going to have a piece of my right leg cut out this afternoon. The doctor called it a "dermal fibroma" but I really think it's part of the government plot to obtain parts of me so that THEY can clone a whole army of me, the epitome of genetic perfection. Why otherwise would they take all of those blood samples? What happened to all of my baby teeth and the one I knocked out in the bicycle accident, etc.?