See? Seeee?!!!?? Even Little Hawk, resident large-mouthed guru and Representative from the Cosmic Council of Enlightened Thought, wants an offensive license plate. You have no idea, LH, how many small children will have their purity dissolved into shards of disenchanted bitterness at the sight of your license plate, dangling at a rakish angle from the back of your 1978 chatreuse microbus. Parents will be undone, their dreams shattered, as the sight of your crude, abusive sentiment sends their children into wholesale delinquency!! You, sir, are a threat to Western civilization!


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