I am not related, at least not directly, to Elizabeth Bathory, Jack the Ripper, Giles de Rais, Jenghis Khan, Ed Gein, Albert Fish, Herman Mudgett, Big and Little Harpe, Donald Armstrong, Ivan Milat, Tsutomu Miyazaki, Bruno Ludke, Peter Kurten, Ian Brady, Myra Hindley, John Wayne Gacy, Albert Greathouse, Mary Bell, Harold Shipman, John Haigh, John Baker of Sissinghurst, Belle Gunness, Vlad Tepes, Heinrich Himmler, or any of the Benders.