Chongo is definitely in favor of private gun ownership, Rapaire, and lots of it. He has no intention of keeping all the ammo to himself, however. To quote him, "That wouldn't be any fun at all, and anyway, I ain't got the room here for it."

Chongo doesn't mind if anyone over the age of majority owns a gun as long as they don't misuse it. If they do, of course, then the usual laws are brought to bear upon them. As for kids, Chongo figures it's fine for them to have BB guns and pellet guns and stuff like that, because to deprive a kid of the joys of shooting at tin cans and toy soldiers would be "an offence against childhood", to quote him again.

Now, as for the other stuff about Chongo's family background, that is just ridiculous and outrageous! What hole did that one crawl out from under? Chongo's family is 100% proudly chimpanzee and always has been, although he is also proud to have good friends and associates among both Silverbacks and Rhesus...indeed among all primates.

The rumors that Angelina Jolie is presently bearing Chongo's "love child" (unbeknownst to Brad Pitt) are also a complete falsehood.