Are you offering me violence Liz? *G* I dunno, some people have no sense of humour...

As for retail therapy, the nearest I'm getting to that is going out for some spare guy ropes and sprung toggles to finish making the firepit cover (no, not in gigham....) and possibly a rucksack that I can use for 'carry on' luggage.

Mmmm....I feel the call of the cider barrel.....