Golden Oldies here,

OBJ, OBJ,
The finest drink in the world today,
Lifts you up when you are down,
You will never wear a frown,
Raise your glass,
Drink it down,
Duttons O'Be Joyful!    [God knows what kind of drink it was!]

Sirdar Wool is better by far
S-I-R-D-A-R
Sirdar wool is better by far,
You know what you get with Sirdar.   [Gotta be wool!]