Hell, Richard II's offspring will be Mayor of Chicago. Then his grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, and.... Chongo's got a chimp's chance in Gehenna of being elected.

Now, he COULD lead an armed rebellion -- stage a coup d'etat -- and take over by force. Or go out to the Chicago cemeteries and fill in all the names on the tombstones, thereby depriving Daley of thousands of voters.