There's an Ono Island down on the Gulf right at the Florida/Alabama border, but it doesn't really qualify as a three-letter town because "Island" is part of its name. I'd never be able to actually get on the place anyway. It's one of those gated communities where everybody's a millionaire. They have guards with Mace, M-16s, trained attack dogs, stun grenades, and small tactical nuclear weapons. If you don't have an "Ono Island Resident" sticker on your windshield or your name on a pre-approved list submitted by a resident, you ain't gettin' on the place. Telling a guard, "Aw man, I just wanna see where Kenny Stabler lives!" won't do.