The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #112231   Message #2379031
Posted By: Rapparee
02-Jul-08 - 09:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Cheering up poor Shane...
Subject: RE: BS: Cheering up poor Shane...
How about the one for peine forte et dure?

After that you'll always play and sing flat:

Because you stand mute you are to be taken to the yard of the place when you have been confined and there laid upon the ground, your hands and feet tied to four stakes or rings, and all of the weight that you can bear and more laid upon your body, and on the first day you may have all of the water you wish from the source closest to the prison door but no bread, and on the second all of the bread left from previous days that you can eat but no water, and each day more weight is to be added, and so to continue until you plead or die.