I have been left with care, custody and control of Cha-Cha, the French neighbour's cat. (Both of them are French. Cha-Cha and I communicate in that international language "Fridge").
His mealticket has gone off to France for a couple of weeks.

She left at 8:20 AM Sunday.
By 8:30AM, Cha-Cha had got in a fight, lost his collar, lost his cat-flap magnet and was locked out.
TEN minutes!
Should I phone the Guinness Book of Records?