The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #112448 Message #2379510
Posted By: JohnInKansas
02-Jul-08 - 05:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Is this a feline record?
Subject: RE: BS: Is this a feline record?
A proper French chat (of masculine persuasion) would at least have battled Pepe LePew for the affections of the French lady chat down at the end of the block in the time described.
You obviously have a slacker.
Still, the loss of collar and magnet might suggest he was down at the pub with the Irish (terrier?), or perhaps lost them in a hold-em poker game with the squirrel from the oak tree out in the corner of the yard. (Squirrels always deal from the bottom of the deck, although I've never figured out how they palm the aces with those tiny little paws.)
A pair of local "experts" recommend a technique that they call "corporal cuddling" as a means of disciplining cats.
(The section on discipline is about 4:28 into the 6 or 7 minute video, but there are other pointers to apply to your personal situation.)