City are at home to Liverpool that day. Could we get that nutter Franksinatra to sponsor us?

When Coley set his hair on fire they were selling half price pints and no-one, and I mean no-one, was going to use their beer to save him.

Thankfully I have seen the light and no longer partake in the devil's brew, probably because I got to the stage where I was spilling most of it with a shaking hand.