So it wasn't Penile then? I thought WAV might be straying into some seriously surreal psycho-sexual imagery with that one, but you're quite right to be pissed off with this sort of tampering; shame on the perpetrators (moderators?).

Otherwise, WAV - your post of 4.45 today is priceless; good to see such vivid antipodean colloquialisms aren't being lost in your rush to repatriate.