I tend to agree with H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N who said:

"Vy ve all came to vunderful U.S.? Becawss here is de stritts pasted mit gold? Ha! De stritts don't got gold. Iven de benks don't got gold. Becawss ve vant to gattink reech all of a sodden? Ha! No vun believes dis any more! Ectual, ve came to America for plain an" simple rizzon. Becawss here ve got Friddom! Here ve livink like brodders! Here ve are, like dey say, 'Vun nation, inwisible, mit Liberty an' Jostice free for all!'"

Leonard Q. Ross AKA Leo Rosten