From a makeshift (pseudo?) podium, Severn addresses the assembled multitudes:

"AHEM!"

"As one who is aquainted with drools of the game in and out of season and has actually been drooled on by a real moose or two in real life, as winner of the 'When Liz Gets Back From OZ Pool', your just reward is a virtual case of Moose Drool, (something the doctors claim not to have found a cure for)!"

Rapaire presents good old gnu, Wildebeest of the Great Northeast, with one of the gnice-ities of Western life in bulk, while the gathered throng wildly cheers!.

"OK. everybody! Back to whatever you were doing!"......