"To Foolestroupe: many in classical music still refer to the recorder as the English flute, and the transverse flute as the German flute (even though we will never know the "who?" or "where?" of their invention). And the penny whistle evolved, in England, from the English flageolette."

Complete bullshit. The last time those terms were in any popular use Cornwallis was going belly up at Yorktown. Not all things are English and as a matter of fact this includes you and the entire Flute family. The only nationality much used in combination with "flute" anymore is "French flute" which is another (and far less popular) way of referring to an open hole orchestral flute.

But as you seem to need to make all things English and of course better (not to mention original), perhaps you could expound upon: the English Blowjob, the English Buttfuck, the English Handjob, the English Jack-off (actually, that's you), the English Tittyfuck, etc.........................

btw......How do you do something inside a shoestring? I'd say its a typo......Or is that yet another illegal change to one of your posts?LOL

Spaw