A song from my mum's childhood! Slightly longer version I think, and rather more un-PC, of Crazy Eddie's offering. Hope I can work the HTML thing!


Lulu had a baby She called it Sonny Jim
She put it in a teapot To see if it could swim

It sank to the bottom It swam to the top
Lulu got excited And grabbed it by its—

Cocktail cocktail Two-and-six a glass
If you do not like it Stick it up your—

Hold on tight The bus is going fast
If you do not like it Stick it up your—

Ask no questions Tell no lies
Have you ever seen a Chinaman Doing up his—

Flies are a nuisance Bugs are worse
And this is the end Of my dirty Chinese verse.

jayohjo XX