Oh MOAB! If the scholars ask thee why
This treasure is wasted on earth and sky
Tell them, dear, that if eyes were made for seeing
Then BS is its own excuse for being!
Oh, why thou were, oh essence for the nose
I never sought to ask, I only knew
That the self-same power that brought me here brought pee-uu!

          --Ames Goode-Inbowl, Songs Of Lost Innocence
            (Stone, Idaho: 1843).