Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*** Off.

Americans subtract one asterisk.

Those horrible, clicky, steel spoons made in China may be OK for players of bluegrass, but I hope that the traditionalists are using wooden spoons in the true 15th century manner. George's linseed oil tip for the bones applies equally to these spoons. In the absence of linseed, an over-night soak in Brown Windsor Soup is beneficial.