Well, I had the good luck to see Buffy perform once at Harbourfront in Toronto in the early 80s (in a lineup that later included the as yet almost unknown Jim Carrey)...and I noticed that her armpits were not shaven! Maybe she's legit after all?
Well....one always has to watch like a hawk for all these little signs of "selling out", doesn't one? (grin)
What should really worry you, though, is this: I'm backing a cigar-smoking, gun-toting, chimpanzee for president. He drinks heavily too, and he's (at least secretly) in favor of inter-species romance.
Scary stuff, man, but I like his platform. It would be a refreshing change.