How about the Fred Wedlock song 'The Handier Hosehold Help'? 'You can stick it down the toilet, you can bung it on the walls; It comes in half-pint cannisters for spreading on your bannisters.....'

'It will insulate your kitchen if you spread it nice and thick; It will gant your fondest wishes and get eggstains off your dishes....' and so on.

He also sings the song about the vicar who finds a frog which turns into a choirboy - the last line makes it a 'teasing' song I reckon. Does anybody have all the words?