In that case we start afresh, and it's my turn to choose a subject. So here's a question for you.

Does anyone else think that "Lord of the Dance" is simply too cute to be sung in Church?

I remember liking the song well enough as a child when it was played on the radio. But then, while I was still quite young (Certainly I was under ten years old) being told it was supposed to be about Jesus and saying "No! It can't be! Jesus was a teacher! Not a dancer!"