So Joe - try this one out on your wife on my account...

Last night, I dreamt I was walking down a busy London street holding a biscuit (cookie) tin, full of my usual snack - mixed nuts, seeds and cranberries. Whilst walking, I accidentally knocked into a man in a long raincoat, cutting his coat and hurting his knee with my biscuit tin. The man was the UK actor Peter Bowles - an actor I am familiar with (Google 'To the Manor Born') but have no interest in, either career-wise or romantically. His coat was torn and his knee bruised and I was horrified at hitting him, but he just smiled and said sorry.

Then I woke up. Any interpretation would be appreciated because none of those subjects are covered in that context in any of my usual dream diaries!

LTS