DOn' tell Unca John 'Bout long tall Sally, HE saw his baby coming and he ducked down in the alley, Oh, baby! Gonna have some fun tonight! Bayyyybee, Gonna have some fun tonight.
Long tall Sally She built sweet, She got evathing that Unca John needs, Oh, baby! Gonna have some fun tonight! Bayyyybee, Gonna have some fun tonight.
My apologies. Of course I should have known that the thread was referring to an obscure English pub sport known mostly only in Oxford, involving throwing sticks at a doll. Really, I should have. For some things, there is no excuse for ignorance, and I am sure this must be one of them. Thoughtless of me.