When I was little, I didn't want to eat my oatmeal, so my mother devised a novel way to get me to eat it. She put chocolate chips in it.

I'm not sure it made me a great fan of oatmeal, but I still do love chocolate.

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A 'related' joke re: food and paste, from Rita Rudner:

If you mix water and flour, you get glue.

If you mix water and flour with eggs and sugar, you get cake.

Where did the glue go?


;-)

Thank you, thank you very much, I'm going back to work now.