Shimrod

Microwave oatmeal = wallpaper paste

It only takes about 10 minutes ..."

I beg to differ!

You can't put the "only takes 10 minutes" quote that close to the "microwave oatmeal" quote without people thinking I would cook oatmeal in a microwave for ANY amount of time, let alone 10 minutes. I was citing stovetop time for "old fashioned" oats cooked in a pan with a cover on it. Using water and a little salt. (I also like raisins in my oatmeal, but the kids won't eat them, so I don't fix it that way very often). Serve with brown sugar and soy milk.

SRS