Certainly a true conservative does not spend like a drunken sailor.
Does not make our economy depend on foreign oil princes.
Does not promote borrowing from China to buy from China.
Does not stick his nose in our bedroom
and does respect our legal system and Constitution.
Does not cut taxes while fighting an expensive war.

If you are calling yourself a conservative and NOT doing any of those things, you are lying to someone, maybe its yourself, but you are lying to someone.