If you go into your room today
You'll never believe your eyes;
If you go into your room today
You're in for a big surprise!

Those toys aren't only there to adorn:
They're taping you and wired for porn;
Today's the day your boyfriend's off to the big nick.

Twenty years for teddybears,
Those cuddly teddybears, they're videotaping your affairs!
Propped up in their favorite chairs,
They have a front row seat to spy on you in your underwear.
See the sparkle in their eyes,
It's just the camera lenses trained on your sexy thighs!
At twelve o'clock, they catch every moan
As you're pleasuring yourself
Because they're lewd, creepy teddybears.