With apologies to Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller (not to mention Elvis):

Teddy Bear Cam

Baby let me see -
I'm your lovin' Teddy Bear.
With this cam inside my tum,
I'll film your 'everywhere' -
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.

Baby let me hang around you every night,
Scan your unexplored domains
And zoom in close and tight.
Just show it all
For your teddy bear.

I don't want to go on trial,
'Cause juries may be rough.
I wasn't really a lyin',
All I did was film
You in the buff.

Just let me see, I'm your Teddy Bear.
Prop me up beside your bed
So I'll watch your everywhere.
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.